Thursday, December 23, 2004

Two possible cable upgrades

1) A button to eliminate unwanted actors or talking heads from the screen: Let's say you really can't stand Whoopi Goldberg, but you want to watch "Moonlight and Valentino." You could just press a button on your remote control that would eliminate the most grating presence on your screen.

2) "Friends With Benefits": For a nominal fee, you could upgrade your "Friends" reruns and turn them into more graphic versions of the same scenarios, with the same cast and setting. All implied encounters would actually be shown.

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